In a moment of heroism and bravery, I disregarded the 91° heat and drove to the bum park to snap some daylight pictures so I could complete my faux missing person investigation. I texted the pics to the lady with the wayward son, along with this message (photo 2 is the one above): I showed the bum on the left in photo 2 one of the pictures of your son. He's never seen him, but he added this comment: pretty fella like dat ain't have no problem gittin' one uh de university faggots to take him in fo a few days, long as he dues what's expeck-ed. Of course, no such conversation occurred. That’s an example of the illness. So small, in my regard, in relation to other of my misdeeds, I wouldn't even register it as illness, or a crime, unless specifically trying to diagnose myself. Had I not been conducting this field experiment, trying to scientifically document my illness, I would not have thought twice about it, nor registered it as a crime against humanity, which it was. I deliberately lied, in the hope of compounding her existing anxiety about her son by planting the suggestion in her mind he may now be a rent boy. What a horrible thing to do. Small, yes. But horrible. Done only for a brief moment of the sadistic pleasure of cruelty (probably not nice of me to take the bums' photo, either, and involve them, without their consent, in my mischief). This, of course, points out the folly of my scientific study. Trying to determine the triggers of the illness, and note the circumstances when it flowers into crime? The answer is obvious. The reality, as my missing person investigation-turned-assault proves, is that every day I live is a crime against humanity. I can’t speak for others, can make no claim for the universality of the condition, but I would not be surprised if I am not alone. I could even prove I myself was a victim, a lesser victim, but still a victim of the lady I victimized in the missing person investigation, in an attempt to posit universality, but why add pettiness to my list of crimes?
Intensity: 100%
Frequency: Every day.
Factors: CASE CLOSED.