25 November 2015

Wayward Pines

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Ha ha ha ha!  Maybe the dumbest show on television since. . .since. . .Hell, since forever. . .yes, this might be the dumbest program EVER.  It makes Knight Rider seem sophisticated.

The plot?  After some climate change shit or whatever begins to turn human beings into naked pasty-faced cannibals, a bunch of boring people are frozen for 2000 years, then thawed out to re-start civilization. . .in the middle of fucking Idaho!  Anyway, the nerd scientist who runs the New Human Revue refuses to tell the survivors the truth (they all still think it's 2015) because he tried this same human popsicle trick once before, but he told the first batch of humansicles the truth. . .and. . .they just couldn't handle the truth. . .they got all depressed and shit, a bunch of them committed suicide, and a bunch of others just started wreaking general havoc and laying waste to Wayward Pines I. . .so, anyways, the nerd scientist forces his second batch of WP humansicles to live a 1984-like existence.  Of course, some people are suspicious and try to rebel, which creates an extremely tedious subplot, which, amazingly, detracts from the ludicrous main plot, which has more holes than Charlie Sheen's immune system. {click here for rimshot}.  

And not only may this be the dumbest show ever, it's probably the worst-acted, also.  The main characters are Wayward Pines new sheriff and his wife and son. . .the son is played by somebody named Charlie Tahan, a method actor.  Unfortunately, it's the robot method. {click here for rimshot}  It's as lifeless and mechanical performance as you will ever see.  The wife is played by Robert Rodriguez pin-up girl Carla Gugino, and as for her performance, let's just say she showed greater emotional depth in Spy Kids.

The worst acting, however, is turned in by the show's *star:* Matt Dillon.  I've always thought Dillon was a horrible actor, completely tone deaf. . .but after watching Dillon puzzle over his lines episode after episode in Wayward Pines, I now believe old Matty is the worst actor in the history of acting.  There's never been an actor who has understood his character less than Dillon.  Never.  He's the dumbest actor who ever lived.  The dog in Hachi understood his character better. {click here for rimshot}  

But anyways, there is something good about Wayward Pines. . .there won't be a second season!{click here for rimshot}
[Note in the clip above how the actress can't help laughing at how absurdly melodramatically Dillon delivers the line Because Pilcher's a control freak.]

20 November 2015

The Day In Fear


HERE ARE TODAY'S HEADLINES IN FEAR:

















People are understandably frightened. . .

Ha ha ha. . .

But yes, I suppose the sheeple are *understandably frightened*. . .they understand there will be *terror* attacks in America.  The attacks are inevitable.  Americans will die from Satanic violence.  Inevitable.  America has used violence all over the world to try to cast out her own personal *Satans.*  But violence is not the Father of Peace and Safety.  Violence breeds only violence, and sooner or later that violence will visit America, again.

Americans, after seeing a hundred or so French cut down living just as they live, fear their turn is coming, and see the bogeyman everywhere. . .they tremble, imagining a horde of dirty, smelly Syrian refugees (it doesn't matter that in *reality* hardly any have been let in) wearing bomb vests. . . 

Maybe they'll get us at the shopping mall on Black Friday?  Or at the football game on Saturday or Sunday?

What these frightened American rabbits refuse to consider is the Syrian refugees who make them quake in fear are scared rabbits themselves, having already experienced Satanic violence.  No solidarit√© for them. . .

Ha ha ha. . .here's all the solidarit√© they get from one of America's great self-proclaimed Christians:






















So ends another great day in American fear. . .

19 November 2015

The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is. . .uh. . .Bearded Men












Something called The Gateway Pundit, 18 November 2015: Washington, D.C. Fox affiliate WTTG-TV reporter Emily Miller posted to Twitter Wednesday night an internal police memo on four suspicious bearded men seen at the Pentagon on Sunday. Miller said the memo from the Metro Transit Police was leaked to her by a source who thought the public should know. Photos of the men walking in the Pentagon Metro Station shows them each having beards and appearing to be Middle Eastern. Miller writes: “This is scary: Be On The Lookout alert for these men on DC metro at Pentagon. Note it was a warm on Sunday.”

Ha ha ha. . .

Ah, for the good old days of terror, when level-headed leaders like George Bush told us to stay calm and go shopping. . .

Four bearded sand niggers strolling through the metro station wearing coats on a warm (60 degrees) Sunday. . .

This is scary. . .

Here's the Twitter profile picture of our ace reporter Emily Miller:


















Note the cross AND the gun. . .covering all her bases, as they say. . .

Which do you think she has more faith in?
Does Emily Miller Have More Faith In Her Savior Or Her Gun To Protect Her From Bearded Men?
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The Most Powerful Nation On Earth, with a $666 billion military. . .home to a nation of frightened rabbits.

I hope ace reporter Emily Miller didn't inadvertently give the *terrorists* some valuable feedback on their *dry run*. . .I mean, maybe now they'll shave and leave their coats in the closet?  Damn! And we almost had 'em!!

17 November 2015

The American Spirit

WBRZ, 17 November 15: Syrian Refugee Already Missing In Baton Rouge Area. At least one Syrian refugee that was in the process of resettling in the Baton Rouge area has already gone missing, according to a report by WBRZ. As reported earlier by the Hayride, there are another 7 Syrian refugees in Kenner and 6 more in the New Orleans area. The news may seem alarming that neither state government nor the federal government track newly-arrived refugees who have just entered the country, but it is actually not uncommon at all.

Ha ha ha!  It never ceases to amaze, the fear of the sheeple!  

Ha ha ha!  A *witches coven* of 13 raggedy-ass sand niggers in Louisiana, and one goes missing, and PANIC sets in!

Let's see, we got Amber Alerts when cute little kids go missing, what alert can we have when a Syrian refugee goes missing?











These Syrian refugees are our 21st century lepers.  Better put a cowbell around their neck, so we know where they are. . . 

Oh, yes. . .like I said, this is the 21st century.  Put a microchip in them, so we can track them and make sure they are out picking fruit, or mopping hospital floors, like they're supposed to be doing.

Better yet, let's not let anymore in:













This is what fifteen years of constant Military Media Complex propaganda does to a population: turns it YELLOW.  

Probably a majority of the America population considers itself Christian. . .

For God hath not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.

And yet there is little evidence of this spirit in America.  Instead, the sheeple exhibit a spirit of fear, weakness, hate and mental instability. . .

Shortly after Louisiana was put on Sand Alert, the missing refugee, the Destroyer of *Christian Civilization,* was found:

UPDATE: Louisiana State Police contacted the charity organization that originally resettled the Syrian refugee in Baton Rouge and were told that the individual has been settled with a family out of state. According to the charity, the individual is not missing, but has been resettled outside of Louisiana.

Ha ha ha. . .

Louisiana can breathe again. . .the missing sand nigger is now some other state's nightmare.

These type of stories expose the heart of America, even the heart of America that proclaims itself Christian:

Terror at death, terror at life outside of America's borders, terror at any existence that is not American Materialist. 

The American cannot imagine any other life to be worth living. . . 

[And certainly, as their fear of death demonstrates, they cannot even imagine their faith's promised life after death. . .]

Imagine if an American Christian had to be a refugee. . .God help him.

05 November 2015

Fukushima: The Enemy They Dare Not Name

Fukushima nuclear waste now found
off all US states on Pacific Coast
Counterpunch, 3 November 2015: As time passes, a bona fide message emerges from within the Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant disaster scenario, and that message is that once a nuclear power plant loses it, the unraveling only gets worse and worse until it’s at its worst, and still, there’s no stopping it. Similar to opening Pandora’s box, there’s no stopping a ferocious atom-splitting insanity that knows no end. As it unfolds, the Fukushima story grows more convoluted and way more chilling. For example, according to The Japan Times, October 30th Edition: “Extremely high radiation levels and the inability to grasp the details about melted nuclear fuel make it impossible for the utility to chart the course of its planned decommissioning of the reactors at the plant. Thereby, the bitter truth behind a major nuclear meltdown shows its true colors: “Impossible for the utility to chart the course of its planned decommissioning…” is very definitive, divulging the weak underbelly of the fission-to-heat process; only one slip-up, and it’s deadly dangerous and likely out of control! Nobody has any idea of what to do next. There is no playbook. It’s likely impossible to do anything remedial once a melted nuclear core has burrowed into the ground because deadly isotopes uncontrollably spread erratically, ubiquitously into the surrounding underground soil and water. Then what? In the final analysis, there is a distinct probability that Fukushima has no final analysis. Reports out of Japan indicate that Fukushima Daiichi Nuclear Power Plant cleanup and decommissioning is severely restricted by extremely high radiation levels and the inability to grasp the details about melted nuclear fuel. What could be worse?

The Military Media Complex loves to frighten the sheeple. . .

ISIS will chop off your head!

Dirty, smelly immigrants will shit on your lawn and rape your daughter!

So why does the Military Media Complex ignore Fukushima?  Why not feed the sheeple endless stories about the dying Pacific Ocean, the contaminated food supplies, the skyrocketing rates of thyroid cancer, etc., etc.?   Here's a monster that will be killing people for hundreds of years, long after ISIS is gone and forgotten, but the Military Media Complex, which thrives on fear, ignores it.  Why?

The reason the Military Media Complex ignores Fukushima is because it's a REAL threat. . .unlike the FAKES of ISIS, immigrants, Iran, Russia, North Korea, etc., etc.

The Military Media Complex can use ISIS and grubby immigrants to manipulate the sheeple into supporting a perpetual war economy. They can stand up these Straw Men to frighten the timid sheeple, then knock them down with their war economy toys, and repeat the process over and over and over again, in an endless cycle of corporate killers reaping the profits of the wars they sow.

And as they knock down these Straw Men, the Military Media Complex makes it appear as if it serves a necessary purpose. . .

The Military Media Complex ignores Fukushima because it is real, and there is not a God damned thing the Complex can do about it. . .and if the Military Media Complex told the sheeple the true threat of Fukushima, not only would the sheeple shit their slave labor-sewn pants, but they'd demand the Complex do something about it. . .but the Military Media Complex can't do anything about Fukushima, and to admit the threat, and admit their inability to counter the threat, would expose the Military Media Complex in the eyes of the sheeple as the profligate, ineffectual Master it is. . .


And maybe, when the sheeple realized they were being poisoned to death, and their Masters didn't warn them or marshal their resources to try to limit the harm, well, maybe then the sheeple would pick up their pitchforks and come after the Complex. . .and that's why the Military Media Complex ignores the Fukushima story.

[If you are wondering what the Fukushima story is all about, go here and start reading. . .enjoy!]