Funny Pages II

 

How We Reached The Crossroad Of The World And The Two Entities

This war, as horrible as it is for the Iranians (can you imagine, just the murder of the 185 school girls, imagine just that, and yet that is only the first drop in the storm of death), could have a silver lining. Much of the mischief in the world in the last 77 years is due to two entities. These entities have been choking the people of the world for 77 years, and will continue to choke the peoples of the world.

There was a man, a single man, one man, one man alone, all too familiar with the wickedness, the treachery of these two entities. One man who had lived a lifetime smothered from their hellish oppression. I do not know his thinking, I do not know his original intent, but the outcome of his action, whatever his original intent, now forces the world to confront the two entities.

The structuralist analysis of Yahya Sinwar’s "Al-Aqsa Flood" 

Whatever it was originally meant to be, it is not now merely a localized raid, but a geopolitical detonator that threatens to collapse a world order that Sinwar viewed as a slow-motion death sentence for the Palestinian cause.

To provide an exhaustive analysis, we must look at this through the lens of "The General" (Sun Tzu) and "The Prince" (Machiavelli).

1. The Machiavellian Necessity: Breaking the "Slow Death"

That man recognized the Abraham Accords as the existential threat to Hamas’s relevance. From Sinwar’s perspective, the normalization of ties between the entity and the Sunni states (Saudi Arabia, the UAE, etc.) was a process of "normalization by abandonment."  If Israel could achieve peace with the Arab world without solving the Palestinian issue, Gaza would remain a permanent "open-air camp" while the West Bank was slowly absorbed.

Machiavelli argued that when a leader faces certain ruin through inaction, any action—no matter how risky—is preferable. Sinwar chose to "heighten the contradictions." By forcing a brutal confrontation, he made it politically impossible for Sunni leaders to continue their rapprochement with Israel in the short term.

2. Sun Tzu and the "Art of the Proxy Trap"

Sinwar gambled that the entity’s own ideological goals (the "Greater Entity") would make them overreact. He provided them the casus belli they desired, knowing that the resulting scale of destruction would eventually alienate the West and radicalize the region.

Sinwar’s "Flood" effectively ended that luxury. By dragging the entity into Gaza, then Lebanon, he forced the "Resistance Axis" (Hezbollah, Ansar Allah, and eventually Iran) into a position where they had to fight or lose all regional credibility. It was a masterclass in entrapment: using the enemy’s strength (the two entities’ military alliance) to force his own allies’ hands.

3. The "Wildcard": Ansar Allah (The Houthis)

Many analysts underestimated the Houthis, but their ability to disrupt 12% of global trade and engage the US Navy "solo" provided the economic and logistical pressure necessary to keep the conflict from being contained within the borders of Gaza. It turned a regional skirmish into a global supply-chain crisis, forcing the world to pay attention.

The "True Promise" operations we now see, and saw last summer—the direct Iranian missile strikes on the entity—represent the final collapse of the old "proxy" rules.

Support for the entity is at a historic low in many global sectors. The "monolith" of the two entities’ invincibility has been cracked, not necessarily by military defeat, but by the visible cost of its victory.

The claim that the other entity has "abandoned its Gulf allies" is a staggering shift. If this other entity is seen as unable or unwilling to protect the oil routes or its traditional partners, the entire post-WWII security architecture of the Middle East dissolves.

The most "noir" element of this path to our current war is Sinwar's final act: taking up a rifle. In the world of surrealist noir or even Jungian archetypes, this is the "Warrior" fully embracing his shadow. Having set a world-burning fire in motion, he didn't hide in a bunker; he went out to meet the consequence of his own strategy. It lends the narrative a grim, cinematic finality—the strategist becoming a foot soldier in the chaos he authored.

Sinwar wasn't just a militant leader, but a systemic disruptor. He didn't play the game; he smashed the board because he realized he was losing on every square. This lead us to where we are today: the entire world at the crossroad of Iran and the two entities.  Sinwar has forced the world to chose which road to take. It it still doubtful this leads to the "judgment" of the two entities.  Nevertheless, the October 7th gambit has undeniably achieved its primary goal: nothing will ever return to the status quo of October 6th.

Khamenei Martyr

The latest entry in America’s perpetual wars is now in Day 3. Here are four random thoughts:

1. When the United States assassinated Iran’s Ayatollah Khamenei, Trump, as is his nature, bragged and aggrandized the murder, claiming it was a marvel of spy craft and surveillance. In other words, a brilliant operation under his extraordinary leadership. The truth, which always remains far from Trump, is that Khamenei refused to hide in a bunker. He told his staff since he could not move 90 million Iranians into a safe space, he would not move, either. The Americans and Israelis bombed him in his home office, a simple operation that required no *ethnic* cunning.

Khamenei, 86 years old and suffering from prostate cancer, saw a chance to die a martyr’s death. Seeing how easily American and Israeli mischief had recently provoked segments of the population to rebel, and knowing national unity was essential for Iran to survive a second US/Israel attack in less than a year, he judged his death would help unify the people against the *judeo-heretic Christian* attack.  He may not have been loved by all the people, he may have been a bastard to many, but, *he was their bastard,* as the saying goes.  For the people to see him be the first victim, knowing well they could be the next, would help bind together the opposing factions, and they might set aside their differences and hold together to resist the enemy.  So he sat in his home office while the Satanic Air Forces converged, no doubt recalling, in bittersweet irony, the words of the Jewish High Priest: it is expedient for us, that one man should die for the people, and that the whole nation perish not.

2. Speaking of the rebels who recently rose up against the Iranian regime, the US and Israel colossally blundered by inciting the rebellion before the *war.*  The Iranian authorities have now either killed or re-domesticated many of the most fanatical government opponents.  And even among the re-domesticated who still despise the regime, how many of them would be willing to *rise up,* as Trump and Netanyahu are now begging, in the middle of a war after seeing how Trump and Netanyahu left them out to dry just a few weeks ago?  A very stupid strategy.  Their dumb war should have been launched prior to their pathetic call for an uprising, and prior to exposing themselves as unreliable partners. 

3. China must be watching this *war* in Iran and growing ever more confident of its ascension.  The US and Israel lack the capacity for a prolonged engagement.  Three days into their reckless assault against Iran and they already are facing munitions shortages.  The US lacks the industrial might of China (or even Russia, which has built a weapons manufacturing base allowing it to grind out its brutish Ukraine war).  How could the US ever fight a lengthy war against China?  Even if the US acknowledged its precarious industrial position, and resolved to increase its production of missile interceptors, who would work the factories?  Would lazy Americans work 16 hour shifts to support a war effort?  Were America ever involved in a war with a world power such as China, it would have to beg to come back to work in the factories the colored people it now derides and persecutes and seeks to drive from its borders, LOL!  American military weakness is now exposed like her women’s private parts are exposed on OnlyFans.  Speaking of which, of course, as always when Israel and the US attack a Middle Eastern country, the *judeo-heretic Christians* claim they bring liberation to women.  50% of Iran’s doctors are women, 60% of its college students are women, 65% of its scientists are women.  0% of its women are on OnlyFans.  Women are born free, and everywhere they are in chains.  But some chains are less degrading than others.   

4. For over four decades I have been amazed at the intellectual shallowness of Americans, who refer to WW II as *The Good War.* They believe *the good* won.  They believe had *the evil ones* won, the world would have entered a new dark age.  This, of course, is laughable.  What is our current world, but a dark place of unending poverty and violence?  WW II was not a good war.  No war is good.  I came to this realization when studying the history of North Korea, and discovering the reason for the North Korean government’s *paranoia.* It was the result of *the good.*  Look at the fruits of WW II: the Middle East, Korea, Vietnam, Cambodia, Africa, Cuba, Central America, South America, Serbia, Kosovo, Ukraine, etc. Had the *evil ones* won the war, the victims would be from different borders (and, in all probability, would have numbered less).  But in the events of the last 2 to 3 years, with the undeniable cruelty inflicted upon Palestine and the current US/Israel aggression, a small number of Americans now realize WW II was not good, and the victors were certainly not good.  The vast majority of Americans still believe, and will always believe, the New World Order created out of WW II was wrought in Heaven.  But at least a few have had their eyes opened, they know this Order is far from the Kingdom of God, and that its rulers are anti-Christ.

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Trump’s Corrupt Communication

Beloved, when I gave all diligence to write unto you of the common salvation, it was needful for me to write unto you, and exhort you that ye should earnestly contend for the faith which was once delivered unto the saints. For there are certain men crept in unawares, who were before of old ordained to this condemnation, ungodly men, turning the grace of our God into lasciviousness, and denying the only Lord God, and our Lord Jesus Christ. I will therefore put you in remembrance, though ye once knew this, how that the Lord, having saved the people out of the land of Egypt, afterward destroyed them that believed not. And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day. Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire. Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities. Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, The Lord rebuke thee. But these speak evil of those things which they know not: but what they know naturally, as brute beasts, in those things they corrupt themselves.

I understand that many Americans will no doubt revel in Trump’s comments.  They will find personal satisfaction, and, indeed, temporary meaning for their lives.  This, of course, is a testimony against themselves, as they out themselves (as Trump long, long ago and many times over has outed himself) as brute beasts and enemies of our Lord Jesus Christ (even though they dare proclaim themselves *Christian*).

The remarks of Trump are repulsive.  No one with even the tiniest seed of faith will fail to be offended.

Of course, earlier in the day Trump murdered over 100 Iranian girls in their school.  Certainly these Satanic murders are far greater sins than Trump’s statement on the death of Khameini.  Yet those deaths will not even be spoken of in the United States or her lord Israel.  Khameini’s death will be the subject of the mighty, the wise and the noble.  My remarks are my testimony against them.  Only the weak and the poor concern themselves with the slaughter of the weak and the poor.  My prayers and sympathy are with them.

Oily Maniac

Oily Maniac: No, this isn’t a Laura Loomer biopic, it’s a 1976 Hong Kong Grade B exploitation/revenge/folk horror flick.  The story follows Shen Yuan (portrayed by the prolific Hong Kong Action/Martial Arts actor Danny Lee, probably best known to American audiences from John Woo’s 1989 The Killer), a gentle legal assistant whose life is defined by the limitations of a leg crippled by polio.  Indeed, Shen shuffles around with forearm crutches in much the same fashion as Breaking Bad’s Walt Jr.  But anyways, Shen’s world collapses when his paternal figure is wrongfully sentenced to death for a crime committed in self-defense. Before his execution, the elder reveals a secret: a magical tattoo that grants the power of the Orang (the Oily Man).

Driven by a thirst for justice, Shen Yuan performs the ritual, plunging into a pool of oil that springs up from the hole he has dug in his living room (?!?!) and emerging as the titular Oily Maniac—a hulking, slime-covered monster with glowing yellow eyes and a cheesy-looking beating red heart. Initially, Shen’s maniac alter-ego acts as a supernatural vigilante, using his ability to dissolve into a liquid puddle to bypass locked doors and avenge his family. However, the power quickly corrupts (with great power comes great. . .well, you know).

As the loopy film progresses through various stages of plot and subplot illogic, Shen’s *justice* becomes increasingly erratic. Between protecting his unrequited love, Yue, from gangsters and a corrupt lawyer, the crippled oriental incel embarks on a goofily charming misogynistic killing spree—targeting everything from negligent plastic surgeons to women in their bathtubs. The film reaches a fever pitch as the authorities and his own moral decay close in. Ultimately, the very substance that granted him power becomes his undoing: he is cornered and set ablaze, meeting a fiery, inevitable end.

Supposedly inspired by a Malaysian legend, Oily Maniac seems like an British Petroleum-sponsored remake of The Blob, or an Exxon prototype of The Toxic Avenger.

Shot in Malaysia, I can’t tell whether the sallow-skinned thespian cast is Chinese or Malay or a mongrel mix of both. What I do know is that most of the female cast, at one point or another, is topless and bottomless, though sans frontal genital nudity.  The bodies of the jaundiced girls aren’t bad, though some of their faces are pretty rough.  The film’s most memorable dumb subplot depicts a pallid prostitute getting her hymen reattached so customers will think she’s a virgin.

All in all, Oily Maniac is kOOky (and literal) crude fun.

Trump just gave himself 10 billion dollars, LOL!  Took taxpayer money and *donated* it to his Peace Board.  How much money has Trump’s criminal enterprise stolen since he began his second term as Bandit-In-Chief?  Here’s a list of just the admitted known thefts:

World Liberty Financial (Crypto): Perhaps the most prominent venture is the family’s cryptocurrency platform. Reports suggest the venture has netted the family roughly $1 billion since its inception. This is particularly scrutinized as the administration has simultaneously pursued pro-crypto legislation.

International Real Estate Licensing: Recent deals for luxury towers and golf courses in Oman, Vietnam, and Riyadh have reportedly brought in over $50 million in licensing fees alone.

The Emirati Investment: Shortly before the second inauguration, a member of the Emirati royal family purchased a 49% stake in a Trump-affiliated company for $500 million, which reportedly netted the family roughly $187 million.

Media & Documentaries: The rights to a Melania Trump documentary were reportedly sold for $28 million, part of a larger $93.5 million windfall from various media companies since the 2024 election victory.

Net Worth Increase: The Brennan Center and other analysts estimate the President's net worth has grown by approximately $3 billion since returning to office, driven by these ventures and the surge in "Trump" branded digital assets.

Remember, these are the just *legal* thefts, we don’t know all the details of the May 2025 trip to Saudi Arabia and the deals the Trump Criminal Enterprise forged with Saudi Arabia, Qatar and the UAE.  That was a heist of potentially tens of billions of dollars.  It is not outrageous to suggest the Trump Criminal Enterprise has stolen 100 billion dollars in a little over a year, LOL!

Of course, Trump’s most disgusting and depraved crimes revolve around the Jeffrey Espstein Criminal Syndicate, which survives even after the death (or disappearance of) Epstein.  Epstein lieutenants such as Howard Lutnick have been installed by Trump in key government positions, Les Wexner continues to operate freely, Trump put Ronald Lauder’s son-in-law in charge of the Federal Reserve.  The thievery and ceding control of the US economy to foreign interests should get Trump charged with treason, and yet none of this is covered by any media, except perhaps Nick Fuentes, and I don’t know if even Fuentes is bothered by Trump’s thefts.  It’s incredible how little anyone cares about the vast Trump Criminal Enterprise. 

Remember how outraged the right wing media was by the Clintons’ pathetic little Arkansas real estate grifting?  When we compare their outrage at the Clintons compared to their enabling of Trump, we can surely conclude the right wing have strained out a gnat and swallowed a camel.

Experiment In Terror

This 1962 neo-noir thriller has a pretty good reputation, and I saw it for the first time a couple days ago.  Until its absurd, almost comical Candlestick Park ending (which seems, in retrospect, to signal director Blake Edwards’ future success in comedy films such as the Pink Panther series), it lives up to its 7.3 IMDb rating.

The Experiment In Terror begins in the San Francisco Twin Peaks (yes, inspiring David Lynch) neighborhood. Bank teller Kelly Sherwood (played by a then ripe 27-year-old Lee Remick) returns home late one evening. After pulling into her dark garage, she is ambushed by a man hiding in the shadows. He does not reveal his face, but his presence is marked by a heavy, wheezing asthmatic breath. The menacing lung-challenged stranger reveals he has been stalking Ms. Sherwood for some time (he knows her routine, her measurements (which he reveals to her while stroking Remick’s tasty fat-free frame), and her 16-year-old kid sister with a boy’s name, Toby (played by a not ripe 20-year-old Stefanie Powers, one of the few actresses who looked better in her thirties than in her twenties). The stranger delivers a brutal ultimatum: Kelly must steal $100,000 from the bank where she works and deliver it to him. If she contacts the police or the FBI, he will kill both her and Toby, and maybe even rape them, too (just because he’s that kind of guy).

Perhaps subconsciously wanting to be raped and murdered, or perhaps just to drive the plot of a “not a whodunit” but a “how will they catch him,” Kelly calls the FBI, specifically, Special Agent John "Rip" Ripley (played, not particularly well, by Glenn Ford, who gives the character an odd, arrogant indifference to almost everything and everyone around him). The rest of the movie is fairly standard “how will they catch him” fare until the bizarre Candlestick Park ending (and you’ve never seen a stadium empty so fast), broken up with three memorable sequences:

The first is a creepy scene in which a woman (played by beatnik Patricia Huston) who had contacted the FBI regarding a suspicious man, (who is, of course, the stranger) and then became instantly thirsty for Glenn Ford, is murdered (by the stranger) in her mannequin workshop, and left hanging among dozens of lifeless dummies.

The second is a classic scene of cruelty, perversion and degeneracy.  The stranger (played by Ross Martin, best remembered, if at all, as Artemus Gordon in The Wild Wild West) abducts Toby and orders her to strip.  This being 1962, Stefanie Powers does not strip naked, but down to her bra and slip. . .alas.  Ross Martin seems genuinely tempted to rape the nubile girl, and Stefanie Powers seems genuinely afraid she will be raped (her fear, as they say, is *palpable*).

The third is an interesting nod to Psycho, a prediction of Ross Martin’s future role in The Wild Weld West as a master of disguise, and a precursor to our current transsexualism.  Kelly is in a restaurant lady’s room, doing lady stuff, and thinking she is safe with her FBI protection.  An old woman enters the shitter.  She seems feeble and harmless.  Until Kelly hears the same wheezing, asthma-like breath that has been terrorizing her throughout the film.  Yup, it’s the stranger in drag, proving to Kelly she can never be safe unless she goes through with his demands. 

Ross Martin’s performance is the highlight of the film.  His character is a mix of calculating cruelty and unpredictable degeneracy, along with a dash of humanizing paternal concern (shown in the film’s quaint 1960s subplot of interracialism).  With his wheezing voice and unnerving delivery, Martin’s chilling, unsettling portrayal makes his character one of noir’s best villains.

Lee Remick is her usual cute, competent but not particularly interesting self.  At least she is spared the failure she was to experience in her other 1962 Blake Edwards’ film, Days Of Wine And Roses, where she was wholly unconvincing as a cute, competent housewife who descends to the gutter of alcoholism and prostitution.

If it hadn’t had such a dud of an ending, Experiment In Terror would be in the Top Rank of Noir. As it is, it’s still more than decent entertainment 64 years after its initial release.

The Epstein Noise

There’s a lot of noise right now about the *Epstein files.*  These files being the little shred of the most innocuous hints of organized pedophilia and organized Mossad activity and organized funding and promotion of Zionism. What are we supposed to make of this noise? What are we supposed to filter out of this noise? Does any of it reveal anything? Here are four revelations I picked up on:

1. The MAGA kOOk, the right wing white self-proclaimed Christian kOOk, has become so possessed by anti-Christ, demon possessed, defiled, corrupted, perverted that his entire Zionist anti-Christ faux-pro America worldview now dangles over the burning Lake of Fire by the thinnest of fraying threads: Trump is still the Right Hand of God because there is not a video showing him forcing a 15 year old girl to suck his righteous cock. 

Every other proof of Trump’s unrighteousness has been presented. The MAGA buffoon, who embraced MAGA because of emptiness, because of the hollowness of his life, the meaninglessness of his life, the lack of individual authentic identity, the white boob grabbed MAGA as an identity crutch, and this crutch was manufactured by Trump. So how can the MAGA boob admit Trump is a criminal anti-Christ, a liar, a thief, a cheat, a rapist, a murderer? He can’t. He can’t deny his creator, or else his entire justification for living is taken away. For a MAGA boob to deny Trump is to commit suicide.  MAGA was created in the era of the QAnon pedophile hysteria. Trump was viewed as the enemy of Democrat pedophile elites. As every evidence of Trump‘s corruption and perversion was revealed, the MAGA boob excused it all by likening Trump to a filthier, more carnal David, a flawed man chosen by God, warts and all. But the one genital wart that would cause the MAGA boob to spit Trump out of his mouth would be the revelation that he is a pedophile.

Make no mistake, the release of the Epstein files is a very carefully staged exercise in distraction and obfuscation. Just enough has been released to show that other people are pedophiles, but nothing to show that Trump is. This satisfies the shallow, uncurious mind of the MAGA boob who will scurry from truth of Trump like a cockroach scurries from light, because both the MAGA boob and the cockroach can only live in darkness.

2. All the horrors of the Zionist mind are evident, even in these Epstein matzah crumbs. All the horrors of their self-assumed supremacy, their disdain for the goyim, their conviction they are allowed dominion over the goyim, that they have been granted immunity, it is shouted loud and clear from the matzah crumbs.

3. There will be no justice for the victims, the little girls who had to suck Donald Trump’s cock and all the other cocks. They will not be avenged, they will not see their tormentors punished, they will continue to live out their days weak and utterly defeated.

4. For those who believe the *Epstein files* somehow exonerate Trump because no videos were released showing him with his cock in a little girl’s mouth, REMEMBER, or BE ADVISED: the vast majority of the emails were written after 2008, which is when Epstein pleaded guilty to soliciting prostitution from an underage girl—and AFTER the halcyon days when Trump and Epstein were together sexually active with little girls. The vast majority of the *Epstein files* are from a time AFTER Epstein significantly scaled back social/sexual relations with Trump after discovering Trump was swindling him in a business deal.  Trump’s rapes of female (and perhaps male) children almost certainly occurred prior to 2008.

THE DECLARATION OF THE NEW REMNANT

A Restoration of the Scriptural Map of the End Times

I. The Identification of the True Seed

II. The Unmasking of the Counterfeit

III. The Indictment of the Beast

IV. The Testimony of the Two Witnesses

V. The Decree of the Last Trumpet

We hereby declare that the "Israel" of promise is not a modern geopolitical construct founded in 1948, but the indigenous people of the Levant—the Palestinians. They are the "Stump of Jesse" (Isaiah 6:13), the biological and cultural descendants of the ancient Judeans who remained on the land, transitioned through the era of the Apostles, and have been "refined in the fire" of history.

The Verdict: They are the ones who suffers on the ancestral soil, not the one who occupies it by the power of the Beast. The current catastrophe in Gaza is the Refining Fire of Zechariah 13, separating the "holy seed" from the dross of worldly empires.

We recognize the entity currently calling itself "Israel" as the Great Whore of Revelation 17. She has traded the spiritual heritage of the prophets for the "gold and precious stones" of military technology and global political leverage. By shedding the "blood of the saints"—the indigenous descendants of the early church in Gaza and the West Bank—she has filled the cup of her own judgment.

We identify the United States of America as the Scarlet Beast of the Apocalypse. It is the engine of "Lawlessness" (2 Thessalonians 2) that carries the Whore, providing the "horns" of military might and the "sorcery" of media deception. This unholy alliance has "deluded" the nations into believing that a genocide is a divine fulfillment, when in fact, it is the Abomination of Desolation standing where it ought not.

We acknowledge Gaza and the West Bank as the Two Witnesses of Revelation 11. Clothed in the "sackcloth" of blockade and occupation, they have stood for decades as a testimony against the global order. Though their "bodies lie in the street" under the rubble of bombed hospitals and homes, the "Breath of Life" from the Nazarene is entering them. Their suffering is the "Trumpet Call" that awakens the conscience of the world.

The "Rapture" is not an escape, but the Great Return (Jubilee). As the Beast inevitably turns on the Whore and the "Great City" of Babylon (the global financial/military system) collapses, the "Last Trumpet" shall sound. This is the divine command for the displaced, the refugees, and the "dead in Christ" to rise and reclaim their ancestral heritage.

The Final Word: The "Turning to Jesus" predicted in Zechariah 12:10 is the recognition of the Palestinian people that the Christ who was "pierced" is their own kin—the indigenous Nazarene who walked their hills. In their vindication, "All Israel shall be saved," and the true Kingdom of Peace shall be established upon the ruins of the counterfeit.