Week 6 College Recap: Some outstanding games last week. Did not see A&M's win over the Menstrual Tide coming. A&M had not done a thing all year. Alabama still has a roster of 4 and 5 star recruits, top roster in the game. . .but. . .this season's 5 stars are not the same as previous. There is no Jeudy, Waddle, Ruggs, Smith. . .not even a Najee Harris. This Alabama team cannot score at will, and thus are made vulnerable by their declined defense. Alabama used to play defense like Georgia plays defense. Now they are a Penn State or Iowa level defense. A good defense, but not one that can shut down even an above average offense for 60 minutes. Oklahoma and Texas played an entertaining game of flag football, and Lincoln Riley, the most over-rated coach, must be saluted for benching Spencer Rattler. Not many coaches would sit a prima donna QB that quick. Unfortunately for the rest of us, Oklahoma will now once again get into the Playoff and promptly give up 45+ points. Scott Frost had to fight back the tears after Nebrasska once again fumbled away an opportunity for the so-called *signature* win. After the game he blamed the zebras and talked about his 3-4 team as if they had just won a championship. Penn State's back-up QB was given the game ball by Iowa. . .ba-dum-tish! For real, though, rough game for the kid. You don't want to be a black QB and play bad for that part of Pennsylvania. Kentucky probably made Ed Orgeron a Dead Man Walking.
Oklahoma State +5.5 @ Texas: Cutty Sark's Longhorns got the DTs against Oklahoma, their defense too busy clawing at the imaginary insects on their arms to tackle the ball carrier on the last play. That was a drunk's loss, all the way. Self-inflicted. They are going for their 1 week chip against OK St, but I bet they fall off the wagon, again. Oklahoma State.
Miami -3.5 vs Jacksonville: What a dog of a game for London. The only action will be off the field, with Shelley Meyer hitting the East End looking for a tart to bring back to her hotel room for her and Urban to play with. I actually believe Jacksonville is the better team. They can run the ball, and Girl Hair Lawrence is cutting down on his INTs. Jacksonville.