Iran Will Soon Be *Free!*

13 June 2025: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu called for the people of Iran to overthrow the Iranian regime on Friday, saying that Israel and Iranians share a “common enemy.” Speaking in a video message, Netanyahu said that the Islamic Republic had “never been weaker” following 24 hours of Israeli strikes on Iranian nuclear and military targets. “The time has come for you to unite around your flag and your historic legacy by standing up for your freedom from an evil and oppressive regime,” Netanyahu said. “This is your opportunity to stand up and let your voices be heard.”

“Israel’s fight is not with you,” he continued. “Our fight is with our common enemy, a murderous regime that both oppresses you and impoverishes you.” The Israeli premier also repeated the slogan of the Iranian women’s protest movement, “woman, life, freedom,” in both English and Farsi. “Brave people of Iran, your light will defeat the darkness,” he said. “I’m with you, the people of Israel are with you.”

Netanyahu after crowing about bombing Iran, tells the Iranian people he loves them and wants to be their new best friend. He urges them to rise up in rebellion against the religious leaders who control Iran. These are ones we are killing, Netanyahu says, not you, and if we do kill you, we only had the best intentions, trust me.  And once we kill them, you will be our new bff. You will finally be free, your women can make money on our* OnlyFans just the same as free, liberated Western women. You will have a democracy and can chart your own course, you will be free, free just like America, free to degrade yourselves in any fashion you choose, and free to pick your own rulers from candidates carefully selected for you through the benevolent Iranian Israel Public Affairs Committee.

Gee, how could Iranians say no?

*See #267 and this link: https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/onlyfans-boycott-owner-aipac-pledge-1234989667/