The Six Greatest Supermodels Of The Supermodel Age

The Supermodel Age dominated Western Culture from the 1960s through the 1990s.  Nobody can dispute the importance of the Supermodel.  The pretty girls with the healthiest of figures played a vital role in shaping global culture, art and mental health. 

They set standards for beauty and attitude that pedestrian girls aspired to.  As they owned catwalks from Paris to New York, they birthed the trends that dominated the conversations around identity and confidence.

The Supermodels were the last muses, their bodily perfection inspired greatness in photography, sculpture and fashion.  Their bodies were choose-your-own-fantasies for all genders and sexual orientations (outside of bestiality).

Their icy perfection provided adolescent females with a model for body positivity and shameless sexual barter.

With the death of the Supermodel Age, we see a global decline in fashion.  Nowadays men and women dress alike, frumpily, in sweatpants and sweatshirts, or just leggings and bras, even for women of ample bulges.  There is no Art in fashion, only the most base utilitarianism.

It's not a surprise that with the end of the Supermodel Age gender confusion arose.  Supermodels used to be the Female archetype.  Without any Women, boys and girls no longer can discern their own identity.  If nobody knows what it is to be female, how can even a male know if he is not a girl?

Supermodels were great Superheroes, and their loss creates a painful vacuum in our ugly, depressing, sexless, genderless world.  This loss can be quantified in the global decline in sexual activity and birth rate. We live in a neutered and spayed world.  People watch pornography today with the same dumb curiosity as white folk used to watch National Geographic Specials about primitive African tribes.

Let us therefore mourn these six great Supermodels of the past.  The last women to ever walk the Earth.

Jean Shrimpton

Twiggy

Claudia Schiffer

Christy Turlington

Trish Goff

Kate Moss

Some might wonder: what ended the Age of the Supermodel, what ended womankind?  Extremely controversial subject.  Certainly the rise of social media and digital disruption fractured the fashion base into dozens of niche markets with micro focused on *nontraditional* body types (to be polite).  We also cannot ignore the #metoo movement (which devastated modeling houses).  Other factors have contributed, also, including trends mentioned in the main body of the article such as gender dysphoria and vanishing libido.