Clown From Beyond The Stars

Clown From Beyond The Stars, by E.J. Nubbins: According to this dubious biography of fat funnyman Jackie Gleason, the obese *star* of The Honeymooners may have truly been from the beyond the stars, an alien being planted on earth by ETs to serve as a goodwill ambassador.  Nubbins *builds* his flimsy case around such *evidence* as Jackie's famed frequent Honeymooners threat to send his sitcom wife "to the moon," the fact that he built his house to resemble a flying saucer and named it The Mother Ship, and on the documented case of Gleason's Top Secret 1973 visit to Homestead Air Force Base, which was reportedly ordered by the gluttonous Gleason's close friend, President Richard Nixon. Nubbins proceeds to expand upon the facts with this highly speculative embellishment: Nixon sent Gleason, the Zeta Reticuli ambassador, to help arrange the friendly deportation of a captured alien (p. 66).  According to Nubbins, Gleason's second wife, Beverly McKittrick also believed Gleason was an alien.  The evidence: his testicles were the size of green peas (p. 83).  Like most UFO/Alien literature, this book lacks objectivity and logic, but is entertaining nonsense, nonetheless.