America 2009: Airheads Babbling

Ha ha ha. . .Americans are not a serious people. Double-digit unemployment, forgotten foreign wars bleeding a dying economy, mass murders and bizarre sex crimes popping up daily, and the sleepwalkers wake only for the Great Phony Homosexual Marriage Debate between two airheads.

Now that I have established that I am above this nonsense, let me give you my two cents. Penny #1, the poor little Miss California, Carrie Prejean, Christian Exhibitionist. If you read this article you will note that the Christian Exhibitionist compares her pageant inquisition to what our Lord endured in Gethsemane:

"Out of all the topics I studied up on, I dreaded that one; I prayed I would not be asked about gay marriage," Prejean told the Fox News Channel's Courtney Friel in an exclusive interview. "If I had any other question, I know I would have won."

Jesus in Gethsemane:

O My Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from Me: nevertheless not as I will, but as Thou wilt.

But the Heavenly Father would not remove the Cup of Homosexual Marriage from Carrie Prejean. We must conclude it was not the Father’s will for Carrie to be crowned Miss USA. Why? Why would the Father deny this pretty girl her crown? In the same article linked above, we read:

"I knew at that moment after I answered the question, I knew, I was not going to win because of my answer, because I had spoken from my heart, from my beliefs and for my God," she told NBC's "Today" this morning. "I wouldn't have answered it differently. The way I answered may have been offensive. With that question specifically, it's not about being politically correct. For me it was being biblically correct."

She claims to speak for God Almighty. . .she claims she had to answer the question about homosexual marriage in a *biblically correct* fashion.

Uh, just a few minutes earlier, she was parading around like this:

Is that a biblically correct way to behave? Whoring the Temple of God to win a *pageant?* Arousing the lusts of heterosexual men and homosexual women?

Carrie, it might be that God Almighty wants somebody who is just a little more consistent in their *biblical correctness* to be His spokesperson.

Penny #2, the potty-mouth homosexual celebrity leech, *Perez Hilton.* Uh, why was he even at the Miss USA pageant in the first place? To judge one of these things, shouldn’t you be able to gain an erection over the contestants?

As for him being so *devastated* by the Christian Exhibitionist’s refusal to approve his wedding gown, listen, methinks our fairies are getting a wee bit uppity. Here is another selection from the linked article:

Hilton also appeared on NBC's "Today," explaining that he demands a Miss USA winner be "politically savvy," and that even though Prejean is a Christian, he doesn't want her "talking about Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, because that's offensive." Celebrity Miley Cyrus sided with Hilton in a Twitter conversation. "Ya that's lame!" the "Hannah Montana" star wrote. "God's greatest commandment is to love. And judging is not loving. That's why Christians have such a bad rep." Heidi Montage and Britney Spears also came out in support of Hilton.

Uh, so this is our new America, where faggots have church weddings and where talking about *Jesus, Jesus, Jesus* is offensive?

Well, let this Hilton preen and talk shit on TV now, and with his limp wrist wave-off Christ. . .let Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears validate Romans 1:32. . .let them live unto themselves, and enjoy the rewards they earn from the world. The Christian Exhibitionist Carrie Prejean says she will pray for Perez Hilton. In that, she surpasses me. For I will content myself with the following:

The kingdom of heaven is likened unto a man which sowed good seed in his field: But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way. But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also. So the servants of the householder came and said unto him, Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares? He said unto them, An enemy hath done this. The servants said unto him, Wilt thou then that we go and gather them up? But he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them. Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn. . .