22 April 2009

America 2009: Airheads Babbling

Ha ha ha. . .Americans are not a serious people. Double-digit unemployment, forgotten foreign wars bleeding a dying economy, mass murders and bizarre sex crimes popping up daily, and the sleepwalkers wake only for the Great Phony Homosexual Marriage Debate between two airheads.

Now that I have established that I am above this nonsense, let me give you my two cents. Penny #1, the poor little Miss California, Carrie Prejean, Christian Exhibitionist. If you read this article you will note that the Christian Exhibitionist compares her pageant inquisition to what our Lord endured in Gethsemane:

"Out of all the topics I studied up on, I dreaded that one; I prayed I would not be asked about gay marriage," Prejean told the Fox News Channel's Courtney Friel in an exclusive interview. "If I had any other question, I know I would have won."

Jesus in Gethsemane:

O My Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from Me: nevertheless not as I will, but as Thou wilt.

But the Heavenly Father would not remove the Cup of Homosexual Marriage from Carrie Prejean. We must conclude it was not the Father’s will for Carrie to be crowned Miss USA. Why? Why would the Father deny this pretty girl her crown? In the same article linked above, we read:

"I knew at that moment after I answered the question, I knew, I was not going to win because of my answer, because I had spoken from my heart, from my beliefs and for my God," she told NBC's "Today" this morning. "I wouldn't have answered it differently. The way I answered may have been offensive. With that question specifically, it's not about being politically correct. For me it was being biblically correct."

She claims to speak for God Almighty. . .she claims she had to answer the question about homosexual marriage in a *biblically correct* fashion.

Uh, just a few minutes earlier, she was parading around like this:

Is that a biblically correct way to behave? Whoring the Temple of God to win a *pageant?* Arousing the lusts of heterosexual men and homosexual women?

Carrie, it might be that God Almighty wants somebody who is just a little more consistent in their *biblical correctness* to be His spokesperson.

Penny #2, the potty-mouth homosexual celebrity leech, *Perez Hilton.* Uh, why was he even at the Miss USA pageant in the first place? To judge one of these things, shouldn’t you be able to gain an erection over the contestants?

As for him being so *devastated* by the Christian Exhibitionist’s refusal to approve his wedding gown, listen, methinks our fairies are getting a wee bit uppity. Here is another selection from the linked article:

Hilton also appeared on NBC's "Today," explaining that he demands a Miss USA winner be "politically savvy," and that even though Prejean is a Christian, he doesn't want her "talking about Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, because that's offensive." Celebrity Miley Cyrus sided with Hilton in a Twitter conversation. "Ya that's lame!" the "Hannah Montana" star wrote. "God's greatest commandment is to love. And judging is not loving. That's why Christians have such a bad rep." Heidi Montage and Britney Spears also came out in support of Hilton.

Uh, so this is our new America, where faggots have church weddings and where talking about *Jesus, Jesus, Jesus* is offensive?

Well, let this Hilton preen and talk shit on TV now, and with his limp wrist wave-off Christ. . .let Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears validate Romans 1:32. . .let them live unto themselves, and enjoy the rewards they earn from the world. The Christian Exhibitionist Carrie Prejean says she will pray for Perez Hilton. In that, she surpasses me. For I will content myself with the following:

The kingdom of heaven is likened unto a man which sowed good seed in his field: But while men slept, his enemy came and sowed tares among the wheat, and went his way. But when the blade was sprung up, and brought forth fruit, then appeared the tares also. So the servants of the householder came and said unto him, Sir, didst not thou sow good seed in thy field? from whence then hath it tares? He said unto them, An enemy hath done this. The servants said unto him, Wilt thou then that we go and gather them up? But he said, Nay; lest while ye gather up the tares, ye root up also the wheat with them. Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares, and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn. . .


  1. Dispatch of the Big Issue: This is a stupid issue, for sure. I am above this nonsense as well. . . well, not really. I've long stated I prefer the gutter to a gutter masquerading as a sidewalk. . .

    One thing: While this girl may not be the most perfect messenger of the Bible nor God, answering the question as she did showed more guts than most people show in their day to day. She could have lied and said the "correct" thing about gay marriage and gained a hollow victory. She chose a path that complies with her idea of honesty, a stand few others take nowadays.

    And that pic really helps me defend her. Thanks!

  2. Let me be clear, I am in favor of marrying her. . .

  3. gays and lesbians are the only secularists with the decency to get married these days. I'm grateful. If it weren't for a few of my glbt brothers and sisters, I'd be convinced I was the last atheist family-man on Planet Earth.

    Unbelievers don't need to be raptured. We're disappearing through our own lack of foresight and inability to delay gratification.

    Talking about Jesus gets less offensive every year, as the Christians raise their 4.5 children to competent adulthood, and as my few married friends abandon their trophy wives and single latchkey kids (now in Junior High) to chase college coeds and get a seedy 'bachelor pad' condo downtown. Who are the actual promoters of immorality?

    Blessed be the Christians, for they shall inherit the earth, and be the inheritors of civilization to boot. I don't hold any grudges. They earned it.

  4. When I first saw the acronym GLBT, I had some sort of misfire in the synapses or whatever, and I misread the thing as:


    What the Hell, I thought, Gay Bacon Lettuce and Tomato? They gotta have their own sandwich now??

  5. I suppose I never really understood this desire for homosexual matrimony.

    Why would any group with a stance against the machinations of patriarchy want to imitate a "breeder" institution like marriage?

    Felching on the honeymoon? Now THAT'S obscene.

  6. "Why would any group with a stance against the machinations of patriarchy want to imitate a "breeder" institution like marriage?"

    You know what I think? Getting your ass kicked day in and day out makes a 'man' of you. It's the struggle for survival that propels you into adulthood.

    Most Gen-X (born in the 1970s like me) heterosexuals live a life of perpetual childhood. They have their wants and needs taken care of by family or the state. They play the Wii and go dancing every night. I know 40 year olds who live in a room in their mother's house. They could afford a mortgage, but that'd cut into their dull carnal indulgences.

    Who needs kids, when you're a psychological infant yourself?

    The only people who are having babies in North America are the Christians and Mormons, and a few gays and lesbians. Give it a couple of generations, and there won't be any of the rest of us left.

  7. Silas, I agree. It always seemed to me one of the benefits of homosexuality was the inability to marry.

    I suspect much of the impetus behind homosexual marriage are the Nancy's wanting to prance around in a bridal dress and having a disgusting wedding complete with thousands of dollars worth of flowers, booze, and multi-tiered cakes.

    It's pretty much a non-starter. We did have a vote about a state constitutional amendment in GA barring homo-marriage. I voted against the amendment and found myself with only 25% of my state. Other than voting on the matter, I could not care less. Either way. It's a non-starter.

  8. "They gotta have their own sandwich now??"

    I'm gonna have all sorts of bizarre images rolling around in my skullstuffing stemming from the 'gay sandwich' meme now.


  9. I hear you loud and clear, iptdude.
    Even from a purely biological perspective - one that would posit heterosexual pair-bonding as a tactic to maximize the well-being and survival capabilities of offspring - gay marriage just doesn't make that much sense.

    Gregoire brings up a good point: "gays and lesbians are the only secularists with the decency to get married these days". Most of my married buddies are desperate to throw off those connubial fetters. They'd love to devote their lives to screwing cocktail waitresses and throwing dollar bills at drug-addled pole-dancers. Hell,they'd be better suited to the hedonism of the "cruising" lifestyle associated with gay culture!

    BTW, FT...I'm sure that the Gay BLT is a TASTY and DELIGHTFUL culinary achievement.

  10. They let gays marry here. Nobody gives a fuck one way or another and the gays aren't obnoxious like the ones in America from what I can tell. Americans, especially Christians, are completely obsessed with what OTHER people are doing with their dicks and cunts. I can't think of a bigger waste of time myself. But at the same time theres no higher ratio of boy lovers and closet homos than in any Christian church. A young boy would be safer at a Nambla meeting than the typical church.

    But if these repressed christians had a clue they would realize that allowing gay marriages would be bad for homosexuals. Its a common thing among gays for a young "twink" to shack up with an older sugar daddy type fag who has money. With the way divorces work in America and so many well off homosexuals, so many of them are going to get juiced out of their money big time. The God Hates Fags guy would be supporting gay marriage if he was truly anti-gay.

  11. Cwn touches on something I've been saying for years (except for the over-stated "kids would be safer at a NAMBLA meeting than the typical church") and that is to be truly anti-gay, you'd be for homosexual marriage.

    Locking a couple of homosexuals in a contract that is kind of a pain to break is funny. How many marrieds are completely miserable because they are, well, married? At least that's the excuse a lot of people use. . .

  12. Good ol' Miley, pontificating from her "high" office of Disney-Channel Jailbait Queen.

    Call me judgmental, but I just have a helluva time visualizing Miley...Hannah...or whatever she's called, poring over the Scriptures, let alone diagnosing why "Christians" have such a bad rap.

    And then there's the fact that I have a hard time accepting the credibility of somebody who pens lyrical treasures like:
    If you apologize
    I'll believe it,
    If you text it,
    I'll delete it.

  13. Here ya go:


  14. Her dad is from the the same small town in eastern Kentucky that one side of my family is from. My cousins say before he became the Achy Breaky man and was just another local yokel hillbilly he would hang out in the local pool hall all the time in a pair of speedos!

  15. Hillbilly + Speedos.


    He and his daughter look too cosy here.


    What happens in Kentucky, stays in Kentucky. . .

  16. Hah! Remember the uproar of the "nude" pic of Miley? Silliness. . . . but this pic of her and paps was more disturbing. I've long wondered whether there were other pics that didn't make it because they had her holding Billy's balls or something.

  17. If there's anything *unusual* going on, maybe Billy Ray thinks it's OK as long as Miley is made-up like Hannah Montana?

    The defendant maintains the victim ceased being his daughter, and became his daughter's *best friend* when she put on her Hannah Montana costume. Therefore defendant respectfully asks the court to dismiss all charges. . .